Dear Lucifer, I’ve been a student on a spiritual path for decades.  Recently, I broke away from the Teaching that I’ve been following all these years and set myself up as a guru in my own right. With so many new ‘seekers’ out there, it didn’t take me long to start attracting a following. Here’s… Read More

From The Campaign Trail Hey Lucifer, You know me…the filthy rich guy running for office. Look, I may be incredibly wealthy, but, deep down, I’m a champion for the ‘little guy.’  Even though I believe their meager wages are still too high, I’m the only candidate creating thousands of jobs, as I’m hiring tons ’em… Read More

Dear Lucifer, I’m a professional athlete in a sport that shall remain unnamed. As jocks go, I’m pretty good. On a 1 to 10, I’d rank myself at a solid 7. I’ve just been quietly approached by a man who’s offering to hook me up with a new, (highly illegal) ‘breakthrough’ performance-enhancing drug. Apparently, this… Read More

Yo Lucifer, So, I work as a ‘muscle’ for Bubba Bolinski, the local mobster. My girlfriend thinks I deliver pizzas, which gives me the excuse to be out late, making surprise house calls on the douche bags that have gotten on the wrong side of Bubba’s good graces. (Note to self: Don’t ever be late… Read More

Note from Jackson: Well, damn… I was hoping I’d have this website to myself, but it looks like Lucifer is butting in with his ‘anti-social media’ advice column. I apologize ahead of time for his snarky, dubious ‘guidance’. Just sayin’…… Read More